Election: Boris Johnson warns voters that Britain faces political onanism of Brexit under Jeremy Corbyn

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BORIS Johnson will call on voters to end the groundhoggery of Brexit in a bid to define the key choice ahead of them in the December 12 general election.

And in a dramatic departure from politicians usual language, Boris will also accuse rival Jeremy Corbyn of political onanism which means masturbation or having sex with yourself.

Boris Johnson calls voters to ‘end groundhoggery of Brexit’ ahead of the general election

Boris will accuse Jeremy Corbyn of ‘self-obsession and political onanism’

Only by giving the Tories a majority can Britain get out of the rut and end the crippling logjam of the last three years, the PM will argue in his first stump speech of the campaign.

Alternatively, a vote for the Labour boss will waste more time and mean two more referendums – one on EU membership and the other on Scottish independence.

Addressing supporters at a West Midlands electric car factory, the PM will argue: The UK is admired and respected around the world but people are baffled by our debate on Brexit and they cannot understand how this great country can squander so much time and energy on this question and how we can be so hesitant about our future.

If we can get a working majority, we can get Parliament working for you, we can get out of the rut. We can end the groundhoggery of Brexit.

We face a historic choice. We can honour the wishes of the people, or else we can waste more time, at the cost of a billion pounds per month, and have two more referendums, one on Scotland and one on the EU an expense of spirit and a waste of shame, more political self-obsession and onanism.

Britain is ready to boom if only the PM is allowed to get Brexit done with a Commons majority, he will insist, as moving on will unlock a tidal wave of investment from frustrated businesses.

The Tory leader will also issue a direct appeal to millions of undecided voters.

He will say to them: Imagine waking up on Friday 13th December after the election to find the Corbyn-Sturgeon coalition in Downing Street.

WASTE OF TIME

They will ruin 2020 with two referendums, they will ruin the economy with out of control debt, they will put taxes up for everyone.

The Tories are surging ahead of Labour everywhere apart from Britains big cities, new research has revealed.

A massive poll of 11,000 voters by the think tank Centre for Towns and YouGov found Boris Johnsons party has racked up a jumbo lead over Jeremy Corbyns in villages, small towns, medium-sized towns and large towns.

Labour is left as the more popular in only the nations handful of core cities.

The findings are a big boost for the PM.

The general elections key battlegrounds are in small and medium-sized towns in the West Midlands and the North, where the Tories have a lead of 19% and 20% respectively.

The Tories also released their first party political broadcast that confirmed Boris and his larger than life personality will be front and centre of the Conservatives campaign for December 12.

It featured 12 questions to him as he made a cup of tea at Tory HQ, from Brexit policy to what the meal was he last cooked, which was steak and oven chips on the previous night.

The PM also revealed his biggest surprise in Downing Street so far was not being allowed to get a Thai curry delivered to No10.

Boris admitted: I was pretty incredulous the other day when I found out I couldnt actually get a Thai curry to deliver to Number 10 because of the security problems. The security was too tight.

Mr Johnson also named his favourite band as a toss up between The Clash and the Rolling Stones, but at the moment he mainly listens to The Stones, adding: Make of that what you will.

Boris will also issue a direct appeal to millions of undecided voters
The Tories are surging ahead of Labour ‘everywhere apart from UK’s big cities’

Boris will vow the Tories can end the Brexit deadlock and get Britain ‘out of the rut’