HARRY WINDSOR, the artist formerly known as Prince, has told travel bosses that when the pandemic is over, people will want a more “authentic” holiday experience.
Dead right, mate. I want a great bar on a beach, with no creepy-crawlies, no mosquitoes, blazing sunshine, lots of power boats to look at, jet skis to rent, brilliant food to eat and a fully air-conditioned hotel.
That’s what I call an “authentic” holiday.
I’m not sure it’s what he means, though.
He wants you all in a yurt, eating mud and then, when it’s all over, a sustainable bus ride home.
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