EX-Prem star Chris Eagles was banned from driving after being found drunk and “partially in a state of undress” in his £70,000 Audi at 3am.
The former Man United winger, 35, was almost three times the limit outside the home of his then-girlfriend, Hollyoaks star Jennifer Metcalfe.
Prosecutor Nick Smart told a court: “Police received a call to report a potential drink-driver.
The defendant was sat in the driver’s seat, slumped over the steering wheel.”
He was also shoeless in Broadheath, near Altrincham, in March.
Dad-of-two Eagles, of Bowdon, Cheshire, admitted being drunk in charge.
Manchester JPs heard he was seeking help for his boozing.
He was banned from driving for three months, fined £1,250 and ordered to pay £275 in costs.